2006- We are going to Sundance Film Festival with the whole crew supporting Dito and his great movie "A Guide to Recognizing your Saints." The best part of the movie, we must admit, is the few minutes after the credits, which is a brief interview with the real Monty, brought to you by, you guessed it, The Mad Parade. We are also in pre-production for the FOURTH installment of the still untitled series featuring Marc Adams and Jason of The Arsons . Look out for their new album, which should be dropping early this year. Also working with the guys at Vibol Films on their new project "Deja Vu", due out early 2006. Late 2006- MADD GAINZ In Larsburg, Texas, there is a sports nutrition chemist, Dr. Norbert Moses, who is developing his own brand of muscle building powder called "Madd Gainz". What's different about this product is not the amountof protein or creatine in it, but the fact that it contains the dehydrated hypothalamus, adrenal gland and testicles of Samuel Ray Moses.Who? Samuel Ray Moses was Dr. Norbert's adopted brother, and was recently executed by the Texas Department of Corrections for triple murder, the rape of a mother and daughter, and repeat home invasion. Dr. Moses is his only living relative, and thereby the legal "owner" of the corpse. He hopes that by adding these glandulars, he will be immortalized in an industry that is admittedly mostly hype and snake oil; a shiny promise filled package with the equivalent of chocolate-flavored Tang. He truly believes that his product will give body builders the edge that they train their whole lives for. Is this legal? Yes. It has already been done. The only question is how to legally marketthis extremely limited supply to the highest bidding muscleheaded and steroid addicted gymrat in the country. BRADY EXTERMINATINGIn certain parts of Australia, the scorched moon-like terrain is over run by wild kangaroos. Once protected, these animals have in the last 5 years over populated, and now threaten the surroundingfarms, as well as the overall ecological balance. Jack Brady and his son, collectively known as Brady Exterminating, make their living driving for weeks at a time on their topless Range Rover with mounted 50 caliber belt-fed machine gun, hunting the oversized vermin, then skinning, gutting and selling the meat. Watch as the father and son team blow baseball sized holes into the animals that we always though were cute and friendly, but are in fact loathed by everyone... except Brady Exterminating. A two man crew followed the Bradys in a refrigerated truck for three weeks over the sun baked desert, stopping only to pick up the twitching kangaroo corpses, to carve them, or to trade them for gasoline or "Wizzy", Australia's endearing term for Crystal Meth. After a typical 16 hour day of endless flat horizon, punctuated by the rat a tat tat of the 50 cal, the unforgiving sun would begin to set, causing the temperature to nosedive. An impromptu campground would then have to be set up, under the drunken Meth driven guidance of the Bradys, often with little more than moonbeams and headlights to see with.Under the starry heavens, the nighttime campfire would be visible for miles around, bringing nearby nomadic tribes which would either welcome us, or challenge us with bows and spears, most likely thinking that we were white demons coming from the underworld to kill their life giving gods, the kangaroo. More than once the barbecue turns on a dime, from a loving display of father and son bonding, to alcohol fueled fistfights, blood spitting and barely understandable Aussie slang. All in a days work for the Bradys. Currently in mid-production- BEAUTIFUL TOLSILI (SHAME ABOUT THE SAVAGES) In the Solomon Sea off the coast of New Guinea, are the Trobriand Islands. Among the secondary tracts, autonomous rule often leads to warfare between neighboring islands. Scarcity, combined with the newly acquired wealth of the larger, oil rich islands has led to the condition of extreme opposites: wealthy islanders living on plentiful but industrialized islands, poorer islanders living in poverty on beautiful versions of Heaven on earth. Two islands in particular are torn by a generations-long rivalry over fishing rights between the islands. The resultant warfare and genocide has been largely ignored by the modern world. However, thriving ecotourism on New Guinea has provided a new twist; in early 2001, the larger Volsali Island invaded and took over the smaller Tolsili Island. Within a decade, the sadistic Volsali government has turned the once naive paradise into a human hunting ground. For a price, wealthy Chinese, Australians and New Zealand investors are using the level geography within the Tolsili grounds to hunt children and young adults alike for sport, with impunity from the rest of the world. Entire families have been set into the lush tropical forests only to be hunted down like animals by the worst combination of sadism and wealth. Without conscience, children are being raised in feral conditions to be good "prey"; smart and cunning, able to climb trees and feel at home in the jungles while the older islanders usually work as hotel servants, groundskeepers, or unpaid kitchen staff. Several Volsali islanders have stood up to the despotic regime, but even these outspoken groups are eventually sent to Tolsili as hunted prey themselves. Many others have escaped to Paupa, New Guinea, only to be dragged back, under the blind eye of Paupa officials. The Mad Parade spent 6 months in Paupa, New Guinea, and have visited Volsali to try to find out what is happening. We are currently seeking funding for this documentary, which has been blasted by the Australian government and ignored by the United Nations. Amnesty International has been approached with pictures and videotaped affidavits, but have since stopped returning phone calls and refuse any interviews. We promise to stay on top of this, to bring this to you and to the entire world. UPDATE: Nothing seems to have changed in Tolsili, the hunting and depravity continues. We took a two-man crew to Paupa this past summer and have interviews and videotape that was stolen from an Australian guest's hotel room. This videotape shows an Australian father and son going out and hunting children together. The father is shown teaching his child how to aim at a terrified Tolsili child hiding in a tree. "Squeeze the trigger, don't pull. Let's bring the bugger home". We also have a half hour interview with a 30-year-old woman who worked in a hotel kitchen. (For security purposes, we will not identify names of witnesses or places they worked). She recalled in tears for our cameras how an especially sadistic Chinese businessman made an entire Tolsili family march out of his 10-story hotel's window. When he found out that they were saved because his window was directly over the pool, he became so angry that he rented the room on the other side of the hotel (overlooking the parking lot), and had them march out of that window. The pool worker who pulled the family from the pool was severely beaten by the Chinese man and his business associates, whom paid the hotel owner a large amount of cash, and took him to their suite. The pool worker was never seen again. She also recalls how one member of the Korean Parliament demanded his money back because he wasn't allowed to "cut the calf off of a Tolsili woman and eat it" at the beach side bar. He was however permitted to take her up to his room and do it there, because the woman's screams bothered the sun soaking guests. One drunken New Zealander, after getting his fill of hunting humans, still had so much pent up anger to release that he went to the island's oldest and most sacred symbol, a petrified tree that is said to be many thousands of years old and urinated on it. When kindly asked to stop by a elderly Tolsili man worshiping at the tree, the old man was severely beaten. The depraved Kiwi then backed his rental car into the tree, knocking it over. For the next 3 hours the man sweated and cursed the group of worshippers who had gathered and watched in disbelief, as he pushed every last piece of the tree off a cliff into the ocean. The crying worshippers say that the old man wasn't seen again,so they assume he was pushed off the cliff as well. The conditions are so depraved in Tolsili that for the first time, a security force has been hired to keep the guests from hacking, torturing or killing the same staff that keep the hotels running. In a rare act of compassion, the sadistic Volsali occupational government took special care to make sure that the animals on the island were being cared for, but it seems that they are also being beaten and tortured, or worse. Earlier this month, two teenage boys broke the legs of 6 flamingos and snapped the necks of 2 rare species of crane that were imported onto the island. Nearby a broken Pepsi bottle was found inserted into an 120 year old snapping turtle that was well loved and cared for by the locals for many generations. The same teenagers were also accused of pouring a 40-gallon barrel of cooking grease into the island's new super modern aquariums' dolphin tank, killing an entire family of the sea mammals. Two aquarium workers were eventually caught and fired for helping the teens enter the facility and then carry the barrel down the flight of stairs . For their assistance, the workers were each paid the equivalent of 15USD by the sick teenagers. Also to be included in the extensive documentary is a secretly taped segment at one of the two travel agencies that book flights to Tolsili. Here we see an elegant blonde South African woman talking about how her husband needs to "recharge his batteries" every year with a trip to Tolsili. She complains that she only hunts here because there are no Western style malls to shop at, and therefore has nothing better to do. When asked why she doesn't try scuba diving or some other outdoor activity for which the islands are usually known, she responded, "I don't like getting my hair wet". "What has become of our human race?" -60 year old Tolsili woman whose hands were hacked off for allowing a fly into a guest's hotel room. "Who gives a toss about a bloody Tolsili?" -Unidentified guest at Tolsili Island "It was terrible. Just terrible. When I close my eyes at night, I see the blood and body parts raining down. It was like the visions of hell that our King Kalangalea predicted" -72 year old Tolsili Chieftain, speaking about one hotel's "Breakfast Meet and Greet" "Top notch. Every desire catered to. A lovely time." -32 year old South African's description of the same "Breakfast Meet and Greet".